Customer Service

Life gave me lemonade, and I can't imagine why.

Good morning, folks. How're you doing this morning?
Well, I hope we can make that better.
We are a little busy, but the food can still be made quickly.
Can I start you off with anything to drink?
A glass of my blood?
Well, it's not in the computer,
But we can special order it.
We'll do anything to make our customers happy.

Right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink
because she can't shoot whisky.

Do you know what you'd like to eat,
Or should I give you a couple minutes with the menu?
Alright, let me grab my pad. Go ahead.
Okay... and would you like hash browns or...
No, I don't think we can substitute...
Well, I'll see what I can do.

Eee-ooh... whee-ooh...I gotta get away, wouldn't it be sweet?

So that's two orders of my dignity,
An order of my free time,
Substitute my sweat for the potatoes,
And a side order of my well-being.
Your breakfast should be ready in five to seven minutes.
Oh, don't worry, ma'am...
We serve all our dishes with a garnish of fake smiles.

... with a big black horse and a cherry tree.

Here we go... was the order of my free time for you, sir, or...
Oh, you only wanted a half-order?
Well, now that I've served it, I can't bring it back...
Here, I'll take care of it; most of it gets thrown away here, anyway.
A refill on the blood? With a packet of anxiety on the side?
Sure, we've got plenty of that.

Born on a sunny day, beneath the tangerine sky.

And how is everything over here?
Ready to pay?
Let's see, we take cash, check, American Express...
Well, of course we take bitching!
A lot of our customers prefer to pay that way.